A list of puns related to "Straws"
Dave reads her leaving note and thinks, "Great",
" I can see Deidre now Lorraine has gone."
You can get a paper straw and you can also get pay per view.
What a Hay-nous act!
This was the last straw
Well, hun, pv=nrt.
(Too nerdy?... I think so.. but made me chuckle so sharing for you all loser dads out there)
Dad: straws are for suckers!
Fantastick.
Alright everybody, this is the last straw.
I told him to suck it up.
I'd be so mad if I went in to one of their locations the day before they make this happen. That'd be the last straw.
It was the Farmer in the Dell.
I shouted to my wife as I put it in my drink...
It really sucked.
When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!"
I replied "I should hope it has two!"
It was the straw that broke the CamelBak.
I threw it away got another and called it The Straw Shank Redemption.
By adding a paper clip
When I put it in my drink, it tried to flex on me.
This is the final straw
Watching him wail and flail, my husband said, "I guess that was the last straw, huh buddy?"
My dad didn't like when people would say "hey" as a greeting. Too informal or something. So when I was a kid, whenever I would say "hey" my dad would say...
"Straw's cheaper"
Was at new orleans jazz festival with my dad, sister, and girlfriend. We got some drinks. My sister offers me a straw.
I reply "Straws are for suckers."
Chuckles and eye rolls all around.
While I was at work an elderly couple was dining and the wife asked for a straw. When I brought two for the table her husband politely declined and then looked me dead in the eyes and said "that's the last straw"
I clapped as he chuckled and his wife groaned
...because it had a hole in it.
Dad says: "yes it does, one on both ends."
Groan.
That's the last straw.
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