What do you call a stoned lowrider driver?
Highrider
What do you call a lazy person that’s stoned?
A baked potato.
Why did you find a stoned able Sherlock Holmes applying ketchup to your front yard ??
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path
What do you call a janitor that gets stoned ?
High maintenance
Why do people get nervous around stoned beef?
Because the steaks are high.
How do you know your Rice Crispies are stoned?
They go, "Snack, Popple, and Crap!"
What do you call a stoned firefighter
A higher fighter
My college roommate claimed that the more stoned he was, the more logical he became.
That was a wrong high pot thesis.
What do you call telling a joke to a room full of stoned german women
High Fräu humor
What do you call a shirt with a stoned marsupial on it?
High koala tee.
What would you call a stoned or drunk wolverine?
High Jackman
Anything recommended by a stoned person comes highly recommended.
What do you call a stoned prince?
Your highness
My favorite thing about being stoned
is how it really lets the townspeople get their aggression out.
Always go stoned to an auction.
Win or lose, you’ll be the highest bidder.
What did the farmer say about his stoned cows
The steaks are high
I wanted a job I could do while stoned, so I got one as a handyman at an apartment complex.
Now I'm high maintenance.
While at Weinerschnitzel a young man who was clearly stoned stepped behind me in line. She wore a shirt that read "I'm just saying you've never seen me and Batman in the same room before."
Before he ordered I turned to him and said "I'm just saying you've never seen a dinosaur and a hotdog in the same room before." The look on his face was priceless
Why didn't the kids tip the stoned cows?
The stakes were too high.
What do you call a group of stoned gardeners playing Frisbee?
A high discus plant.
Why did the mathematician get stoned on 1/5?
He simplified from 4/20
