Stomach Bug Puns

It takes ant-acids

A Gastroentomologist!

Bug responds: “I mite be.”

Fly: “Stupidest Pun I Ever Heard”

Bug: “What do you expect... I made it up on the fly”

As a fellow ginger she came to me today and introduced herself. Not feeling so well. I politely declined her handshake. Explained that the stomach bug had gotten me. She proceeded to say it was nice to meet a fellow ginger, and followed with "you should drink some ginger tea to help with your stomach."

To which I replied, "Can't. That would be cannibalism."

Took her a second. Then a guffaw.

I have been avoiding the coffee at work as it has the same pH as battery acid and has been bugging my stomach. As such, I've been making tea as a pick-me-up in the morning. I was in the break room making my morning tea while a coworker was making some coffee.

Coworker: "So no coffee today?"

Me: "Nope. It's not really my cup of tea anymore. As opposed to this cup of tea, which is my cup of tea."

Commence groaning.