What does a bug do when it has stomach problems?

It takes ant-acids

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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What kind of doctor specializes in stomach bugs?

A Gastroentomologist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewd-roth-sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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There are two bugs. The fly says to the other one β€œhey bug on my back... are you a mite?”

Bug responds: β€œI mite be.”

Fly: β€œStupidest Pun I Ever Heard”

Bug: β€œWhat do you expect... I made it up on the fly”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doge_the_dogey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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Dadjoked my new hr rep.

As a fellow ginger she came to me today and introduced herself. Not feeling so well. I politely declined her handshake. Explained that the stomach bug had gotten me. She proceeded to say it was nice to meet a fellow ginger, and followed with "you should drink some ginger tea to help with your stomach."

To which I replied, "Can't. That would be cannibalism."

Took her a second. Then a guffaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tdbravesfan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2015
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This morning at work

I have been avoiding the coffee at work as it has the same pH as battery acid and has been bugging my stomach. As such, I've been making tea as a pick-me-up in the morning. I was in the break room making my morning tea while a coworker was making some coffee.

Coworker: "So no coffee today?"

Me: "Nope. It's not really my cup of tea anymore. As opposed to this cup of tea, which is my cup of tea."

Commence groaning.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2014
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