just stayin' alive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilloviikot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Doctors told John Travolta to quarantine because he might have Covid-19.

Turns out he just had Saturday Night Fever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night

Turns out it was just saturday night fever

(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoAdenine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...

He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrickekingFricker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What are your plans for this summer?

🎢 Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive🎢

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_YASS_BIG
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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A panic at a disco recently caused 6 deaths...

The dancers did not do a very good job of stayin' alive... but at least it wasn't a disco inferno.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Today a coworker said, "Yeah, there is only one living member of The Bee Gees left..."

Of course I seized the opportunity and said "I guess they aren't doing so great at Stayin' Alive"

I was met with a CSI style "YEAHHHH" and many giggles.

Too many dads at work. I love it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azsunyx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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Talking to my dad about the Bee Gees a few years ago...

Dad: This is the last one, they all died pretty young. Me: I guess they're not good at Stayin' Alive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shakirahudge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2015
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Dadjoked the wedding photographer...

So I'm at a family wedding. The dance floor has been pretty quiet all night. It's getting late and a lot of people left already. For some reason, the DJ brings up YMCA and finally manages to get the remaining people going. By the time the Beejees come on with Stayin' Alive everyone is moving around, myself included, and there's a somewhat big group really going crazy and doing dance moves. The photographer gets real close and starts taking pictures. Then she leans over to me to talk, as I'm dancing with my girlfriend and one of her kids.

Photographer: "People suddenly really came to life, huh?"

Me: "Yes. This party is really... Staying alive."

Her groan was louder than the music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaTonka2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2014
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