Stashed a little pot at work. Hopefully nobody finds it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badwolfgyt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I forgot that I had stashed a small rounded bread from dinner in my back pocket when I sat down at the roulette table... I immediately started winning!

I was on a roll!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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I found my dog had a stash of stolen goods inside his kennel.

I think he might be a Labrador Receiver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My dog ate my stash of jewelry

Diamonds are in the rough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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When I was renovating my house, I found a secret stash hidden in the walls.

Someone drew a mustache on the wall behind the wall paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Police caught me stashing drugs under the bed

I’m now being put under a rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoAteMyBananana
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Before he died my grandad used to keep a secret cash stash in the toilet cistern.

In the end he was just throwing money down the drain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaoler86
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Someone kidnapped the Easter Bunny, hoping to steal his stash of candy. But the Bunny was steadfast and wouldn't talk.

Couldn't get a Peep out of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?

Nobody nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatentGeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.

When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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There was a drug dealer who had conditioned his men such that whenever the clock struck 12 at midnight, they would come to him for their daily stash.

And he was known as Pavlov Escobar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Jokster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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What a madlad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hesso921
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I left my door to my work truck open and when I came back there was a squirrel trying to stash stuff in there.

It was nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vp3d
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Police have issued an appeal after receiving complaints from farmers that their Cows are being stolen during the night...

Apparently they are looking for a man with a big moo-stash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/displaynone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Found my dad's stash [x-post from r/funny]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawb1291
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2013
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What do you call it when a stoner buries his stash?

A pothole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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My husband’s adding to his stash of dad jokes for our future childrenβ€”here’s an especially eye-rolling example when we were walking back from class today.

I noticed a couple of really cute ground squirrels that have started a little community next to the soccer field at our college campus, and pointed them out. This was his reply.

DH: Oh man, they’re adorable! Can you buy one of those at a pet store? I wonder how much they’d gopher....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lifeinsuitcase
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Why did the hoarder spend so much time rummaging for his shaver?

He has a must-stash problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamsters_paradise
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I too, have found my dad's stash imgur.com/gallery/FrVo7Oi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/c3pbr0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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My sister was talking about her college friends' drug stashes, and Dad said...

Dad: "Well, you know what was in my stash box? A fine-toothed comb and a tin of mustache wax!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MossyMemory
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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Me: I'm going to grow out the hair on my upper lip, then shave it, put it in a box, and hide that box.

Wife: Why...?

Me: It's going to be my secret stash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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"I need to go out for a while, Amelia Bedelia. Can you do this list of chores?" Said Mr. Rogers.

Amelia Bedelia looked over the list. "Okey-dokey!" Said Amelia Bedelia.

When Mr. Rogers came home, he saw Amelia Bedelia stuffing sawdust into his secret marijuana stash.

Mr. Rogers was furious. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, AMELIA BEDELIA?!"

"You said to cut the grass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-Aven-_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Barber Joke

Where does the barber stash his money?

in his muSTACHE

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why did the drug addict fall over?

He tripped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenYLP
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Beef out of reach

I was at my favorite store shopping for a good NY Strip for dinner. I thought they were all out but I saw that someone had stashed two on the top of the shelf just out of reach.

I was going to take a chance and climb up to get them, but the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solomonsaysgo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Where do people hide their cows with perfect facial hair?

In moo-stashes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Draugr_Otaku
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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Always gotta make sure to hide your porn...

Today my family was moving furniture around, and a couple friends came over to help. When rearranging my room, my dad asked if we'd end up finding any porn. Me: "Yeah, I keep my porn stash under my bed." My friend: "Really? I keep my porn stache on my face."

Sadly, it took me a second to fully comprehend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnePeg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2014
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