What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending

Con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What do you call it when a felon goes down stairs

Con-descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justme2991
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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How do you fall down the stairs?

Step 1 Step 2 Step 3

Step 6

Step 11

Step 16 Floor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jg4888
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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My brother stumbled and fell down the stairs

It wasn't a pleasant trip.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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What happened when the geese fell down stairs?

They all got goose bumps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...

It's a step by step guide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLASHsixx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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A mean crook going down stairs =

A condescending con, descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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A boy knocks his father down the stairs in a freak accident.

The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"

His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquarian9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case

It's a step-by-step guide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Louis_T_252
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What did the pig say when he fell down the stairs?

Ooooh, my achin’ bacon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelMcJames
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I broke my upper arm falling down the stairs.

It's quite humerus if you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Travisv36
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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A drum set fell down the stairs

Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.

That escalated quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you call a celebrity that fell down the stairs?

A roll model!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tom2Tom2005
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Stair humor has its ups and downs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTurdMuncher
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I pushed a chinese person down a flight of stairs

It was wong on so many levels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirdafiga
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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β€œNoooo” screamed the spring as he was pushed down the stairs.

β€œWhat are you doing doing doing ...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vulpixpix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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How to: fall down the stairs!

(Sorry for formatting i’m on mobile)

Step 1

Step 2

Step 4

Step 6

Step 12

Step 15

Step 22

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielpatters22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I was helping my friend move when I accidentally dropped his box of vinyl down a long flight of stairs.

The distance it fell was record breaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Just a reminder, make sure you walk down the stairs in the morning.

If you don't, you might not have a descent day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunaRayn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What do you call it when you push an Asian down stairs?

Wong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtakuJoness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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As one grows older, one has to look on the positive in situations. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs, and I thought to myself:

"That's the fastest I've moved in years!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What did joseph do when he fell down the stairs?

He was stallin for a bit but got up eventually

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TorracatXD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What happens when a cow falls down the stairs?

A milkshake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-wanna-kms
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!

Step 28

Step 27

Step 24

Step 21

Step 16

Step 12

Step 7

Step 3

Step 1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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From my kids... Would you like a guide to falling down the stairs.

Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 6 Step 9...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolarGuy55
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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How to fall down a flight of stairs

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 9 :

Step 17:

Step 36:

Floor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubergod1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs.

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 7:

Step 12:

Step 18:

Step 25:

Hospital

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriedLime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you call a snobby criminal climbing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cokedupbunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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A guide on how to fall down the stairs

Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 7:

Step 12:

Step 18:

Step 25:

Hospital

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriedLime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatchOutItsAdam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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How to fall down the stairs...

Step 1

Step 2

Step 5

Step 9

Step 12

Floor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khadau
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What do you call a prisoner falling down stairs?

Condescending, condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-sesquipedalian-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe4645
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you call a narcissist criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrMamFat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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So i just learned how to fall down stairs

Step 1, find stairs

Step 2

Step 6

Step 11

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BlNG_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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A guide on how to fall down the stairs:

Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Cosmic_Kitten
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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How to fall down the stairs, a step by step guide

Step 1. Step2. Step 3. Step 4. Step 5. Step 6. ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patmcheese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandi-ela
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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How to Fall down the Stairs: A Simple How-To

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 6

Step 12

Step 20

And that concludes my simple how-to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creightongw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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How to fall down the stairs

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 6

Step 12

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BBYGRL_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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How to fall down stairs:

STEP 1 STEP 5 STEP 7,8,9,10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowabanga_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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How to fall down the stairs

Step 1

Step 2

Step 4

Step 7

Step 10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flashkitty10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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