A list of puns related to "Squishy"
Because if it wasnโt, sitting would be a pain in the ass.
Me: What is that? Is that a Narwhal
Him: Yes
Him: It's my Stress Whal
He's nine. I'm so proud
Was pink Beats.
http://i.imgur.com/T0jRGM3.jpg
edit: Reddit gold for a dadjoke? Now, truly, I am a proud father.
Son: โwhat kind of bear never gets hot?โ ... Son: โ-a kool..alla โ
Daughter: โwhat do you call a witch youโve never met?โ ... Daughter: โhermione strangerโ
Wife: โwhat do you call a squishy collection of domiciles?โ ... Wife: โmush roomโ
Daughter: โwhat do you call a Canadian cow?โ ... Daughter: โmooooooseโ
Me: โwhat beverage do you get when you remove a baby cow from its Mom?โ ... Me: โdecalfโ
I also submitted my joke about the earthquake, like a letter gone international (itโs in another post) or a wayward string gone rogue (in another thread)
I have the best family.
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