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Wonky Puns

A list of puns related to "Wonky"

Did you hear of the wonky cheesemongers shop?

It only had one Stilton

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👤︎ u/trigrex
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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My boss was going round the office earlier saying all the blinds were wonky.

I told him, to be fair they were probably put up by a blind guy.

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👤︎ u/bradflindo
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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What do you call a three legged donkey?

Wonky

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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What do you call a 3 legged donkey?

A Wonkey.

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👤︎ u/greeknicko
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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What do you call a 3 legged horse?

Injured...

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👤︎ u/PoisonVoid710
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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It's 90 degrees in my bedroom my right now and my friend wanted to watch a video together
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👤︎ u/Lord_Theren
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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Can you add to my collection of stupid, quickfire joke?

What do you call a....

deer with no eyes? No idea

deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

cow with no legs? Ground beef

donkey with three legs? A wonky

fish with no eyes? A fsh

fly with no wings? A walk

sheep with no legs? A cloud

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese

What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror? Halloumi

What's the best cheese to...

hide a horse? Mask a pony (mascarpone)

get a bear out of a tree? Come on bear (camembert)

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👤︎ u/DJboomshanka
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and one eye?

A winky wonky

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👤︎ u/Liam_Noble
📅︎ Mar 04 2016
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What do you call a 3-legged donkey?

A wonkey.

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👤︎ u/flyingfishtaco
📅︎ Jul 04 2016
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