Did you hear of the wonky cheesemongers shop?
It only had one Stilton
My boss was going round the office earlier saying all the blinds were wonky.
I told him, to be fair they were probably put up by a blind guy.
Did you hear about that famous chocolate factory owner who suffered from a penis accident?
He's known as Willy Wonky.
It's 90 degrees in my bedroom my right now and my friend wanted to watch a video together
Can you add to my collection of stupid, quickfire joke?
What do you call a....
deer with no eyes? No idea
deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea
cow with no legs? Ground beef
donkey with three legs? A wonky
fish with no eyes? A fsh
fly with no wings? A walk
sheep with no legs? A cloud
What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese
What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror? Halloumi
What's the best cheese to...
hide a horse? Mask a pony (mascarpone)
get a bear out of a tree? Come on bear (camembert)
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs and one eye?
A winky wonky
