Where do monkeys being naughty at the park end up?
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
I keep all the stuff Santa gives me when I've been naughty.
Why are Pokemon players considered naughty?
Because they always want a pikachu.
A curious child asked her mom, "why are you starting to get some grey hairs in with all your dark hair?"
Seizing this as a moral teaching moment she tells her daughter this little white lie, "Well young lady, when a daughter does something naughty, one of her mother's hairs turns grey."
After several moments of deep thought her daughter says to her mother, "So, mommy is that why all of grandma's hair is grey????"
I asked President Trump if he liked naughty pictures of my wife I sent him
"no" he said "they are fake nudes"
Naughty dad... he needs to beehive.
Mom: "Why did you read our son a naughty story for bedtime?"
Dad: "The one about the giant and the magic beans?"
Mom: "Yes."
Dad: "Whats wrong with 'Jackin the Beanstalk'?
Mom:"......."
Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E.
I have a dog called Minton. Guess what I call him when he does something naughty
Where does Santa buy gifts for naughty children?
What did the eye get from its dad after being naughty?
How do you call a naughty sheep?
Parents are supposed to wrap empty boxes to put under the tree. Then when the children are naughty, throw one in the fire.
But what if they run out of children?
What did the floor get when it was naughty?
I was taking naughty pictures of my ficus plant when my religious friend said...
"What a photo sin this is!"
Where does Santa shop for people on the naughty list?
My girlfriend was feeling naughty last night.
So my girlfriend asked me to help her brush her hair cause she said it was knotty. This is our conversation
GF: Hey can you brush my hair real quick? It's knotty.
ME: Sure but let me slip into something more comfortable.
GF: Why?
ME: Cause it's naughty (also had my best sexy face on)
GF: ... Ugh...
Needless to say she's brushed it herself.
What does a naughty frog say?
What's purple and is sitting in the corner of the room?
I’ve heard rumors about the elves and the naughty kids forming an alliance
Fortunately, Santa was able to prevent this COALiton
People in the Navy must be on Santa's OTHER list
Because they're naughty-cal
Where does a naughty bee go to serve timeout?
In order for Santa to find all the naughty children...
He had to form a coalition.
What kind of salad does santa give to naughty kids?
What do Santa's Elves listen to while they work?
My daughter told me her shoes were being naughty...
...I told her, "They can't be knotty. They don't have laces!"
You know why Santa is a jolly old man?
Cause he has the list of where all the naughty girls live...
Why doesn't Elsa care about being on the naughty list?
The coal never bothered her anyway.
Some naughty pics ;)
http://imgur.com/gallery/4cdu7Dw
My daughter is trying to light a fire at camp and it just WOULDN'T light. Turn to her and tell her it's because the firewood is bad. "How can you Tell" she asks..
Because the wood is naughty.
Did I tell you about the time I invited a bunch of guys with erectile dysfuntion to my orgy?
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