What do squid say when they smell something gross?
Wow, it really “inks” in here 💀
As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight
What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
What do you call a baby squid?
Someone just threw a squid at my car...
Now my windshield is kraken.
How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?
What do you call a baby squid with a great idea?
I dunno, but I've got an inkling...
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
A squid seaman cried helplessly:
"I've lost my ten tackles!"
So the flounder was chatting with his eel friend and asked, "Have you heard about the new twin squid?" And the eel replied...
"Yeah, I heard they were totally i-tentacle!"
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a Dothraki riding a squid?
What do you get when you cross a duck and a squid?
You know who said: 'Let them eat squid'?
How do you get a squid to laugh?
Ten tickles
BONUS: How can you be sure you’re doing it right?
Test tickles
What do you call a group of squids?
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
Why wasn't the giant squid terrorising ships last night?
He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the Buoys
What do you call a Rastafarian squid?
Sea life returning favors is Squid Pro Quo
Why don't the baby squid like to play with the baby hermit crab?
They think he's shellfish
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
TEN-ticles
I got that from a post in Splatoon's Miiverse, but it flashed quickly by my Wii U Menu (and I didn't immediately click it because I didn't find it funny at first) so I can't credit the poster. If you find him/her, do tell!
What do you call a stupid squid?
I need good squid puns, help please ?
My wife made one of those huge-ass squids plush (search squid plush on google image and you'll get the idea) and I need a good name for it.
I immediately though what better than a good pun ?
But I can't for the life of me find a good squid pun, help please ?
What can you get from a squid that will make you laugh?
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Why did the squid laugh?
Because it had ten tickles!
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
How many tickles does it take to tickle a squid?
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh??
How many tickles does is take to make a squid laugh?
How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?
How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?
Ten tickles
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