A list of puns related to "Square Meal"
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
His doctor told him to get three square meals a day.
It's a square meal
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? He must be plotting something.
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.
Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.
Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.
How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!
Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.
Three square meals a day.
The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal
The livestock can’t get a square meal!
Because everyone needs at least 3 square meals a day.
Because seven ate nine
But why did seven eat nine?
Because they say you need three healthy, squared meals a day
But it kinda sucks though how the Spanish magician, stole all of your three meals and disappeared without a tres
Apparently the cows weren't getting a square meal
Did you hear that Congress is trying to make round hay bales illegal?
The cows can't get a square meal.
The cows aren’t getting 3 square meals a day.
We pass a farm and my dad says:
Dad: hey did you know the FDA is banning those round bails of hey!
Me: No! What? Why? (I was legitimately concerned)
Dad: Yeah! Apparently cows weren't getting a square meal....
Me: ...sighs
Farmers said their cows weren't getting s square meal...
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
Because the doctor told him to eat 3 square meals a day.
It heard you were supposed to have three squared meals a day.
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
Because you need three squared meals a day
Cause he ate 3 squared meals a day
We know that 6 was afraid of 7 since 7 ate 9 but why did 7 eat 9 in the first place. Because it wanted 3 square meals a day.
Because you’re supposed to eat three squares meals a day.
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day
It appears cows aren't getting a square meal.
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day..
Cows weren't getting a square meal.
Because you're supposed to have 3 squared meals a day
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
Because you're supposed to eat 3 square meals a day...
It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 square meals a day.
Because you need three squared meals a day
Because you have to eat 3 squared meals a day.
7 wanted to have 3 squared meals a day.
Because his cows weren’t getting a square meal.
Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day.
Cause you're supposed to eat three square meals a day.
Why did 7 do it? Because you should eat 3 squared meals a day.
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals per day.
Note: not my joke, saw it on instagram, but I thought you all would like it
Because you're supposed to eat three squared meals each day.
Because you need 3 squared meals a day
Because you're supposed to get 3 squared meals a day!
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
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