A list of puns related to "Spurting"
He has thyroid rage.
But now they groan up.
We were discussing about things going on in America when he suddenly spurted this out.
"Soon, Trump can't get in the white house because it's for Biden."
And then you had a growth spurt.
It took him a few minutes...
it was very heartfelt, and had spurts of humour everyone could laugh along with.
Then I finished it with a toast to bread. So many groans. That's how I know they loved it
I was in the back seat of the family car drinking a coke, when we hit a bump in the road and I coughed.
Coke spurts out of my nose. Carbonated beverages do not feel pleasant when they spurt out of your nose, and I screamed to my Dad in the front passenger seat what had happened.
"Well, what did you expect? You're supposed to snort Coke".
Our newborn was crying for a while tonight and I suggested to my wife that she was having a growth spurt. My wife asked "how long is a growth spurt?" I said, "I don't know, maybe a quarter inch". She just groaned and told our kid that I'm not funny.
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