When I got home, I realized I’d only picked seven up.
I realised when I got home I picked 7up.
It wasn't until I got home that I realized I picked 7 up
Sprite.
It wasn't till I got home that I realised I'd picked 7-up!
He is fine it was just a soft drink
Because it was soda-pressing.
I haven't started drawing the sprites yet.
Or is it just Fanta sea?
Coke in a spiced rum,
No Pepsi nor Snapple tea.
Open you Barq’s, drink up your Slice, then pee!
Engine.
When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up.
...He burped 7 up
Got my daughter this morning, she came into my room and asked for a drink. I asked her what she wanted and she said "Sprite! Sprite! Sprite!"
'Well honey, we don't have "Sprite! Sprite! Sprite!", but I could get you a regular Sprite.
She's 3, so this was hilarious to her.
My wife was face timing her parents with the toddler and asked me for a "little sprite to drink".
Not wanting to pass up the opportunity, I filled a demitasse cup and proceeded to hand it to her. Walking away with my subtle triumph I hear my mother in law say "I don't think that's what she asked for," and my father in law telling her it probably was a little sprite.
The rest of my wife's conversation had more mouthed "vacuums" (I presume) then normal.
He was done for possession of coke.
Sprite
I hear he was soda pressed
I woke up and realized it was a Fanta-Sea
But it didn't hurt, because it was a soft drink!
We were placing our drink orders:
"I'll have a coke."
"Is Pepsi okay?"
"I don't know, what happened to him?!"
I'm not sure if the joke went over her head, or if she was annoyed from hearing it, but she didn't laugh as much as we did.
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
So I added some Sprite and oranges and now she’s sangria than ever.
A couple weeks ago we went to the oddball comedyfest show and after it was over we took the train back to my house.
Had picked up some drinks on the way back and are waiting in the train station.
My girlfriend said "Oh my god this is so depressing that the show is over!"
I put my Sprite against the wall with some force and held it there and said
"No this is soda pressing"
Groans
I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
But when I got home I realised I’d only picked 7Up.
I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
But when I got back home I realized I had only picked seven up
But when I got home I realised I'd only picked 7up.
When I got home I realised I had picked 7up
But accidentally picked 7up
But I accidentally picked 7-Up
But when I got home I realised I'd only picked 7up
But I accidentally picked 7up
It was only when I got home I realized I picked 7 up.
Got to the office and realized I picked 7 up.
When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up.
Only when I got home did I realise I'd picked 7-Up.
It was only when I got home and realised I picked 7-Up
