Splinted Puns

And his friend's Russian dad came in to his room and saw that my boyfriend is wearing a splint. He asked my boyfriend what's wrong, and he replied "I use the mouse too much", so his friend's dad asked "did you try a cat?".

I said yes. A knee brace.
She didn't get it at first. It took her a splint second.

A kid had fallen right in front of me and broke his arm above the wrist. I went over to help and comfort him. The paramedic came and she cut his glove off, put a splint on as well as a sling. That's when I said "she likes you, so she put a sling on it" the paramedic and I laughed, the kid didn't