If you get an email about spiced meat, don't open it.
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?
A pumpkin spiced latte joke should contain the set up, followed by the punchline and
Came back from a holiday in Germany, and customs confiscated my luggage full of spiced fruit and nut loaves.
Apparently it was all Stollen
Spice Puns
I'm looking to make puns for all my spice jars. Can you help fill in some of the blanks, or have any better suggestions for the ones I've already chosen?
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Help me think of spice puns please!
I love y’all but I jut don’t have thyme to think about them but please curry on without me
Most of my jokes are pretty tasteless...
I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack
She doesn’t know it yet, but her thyme’s cumin
What is it called when everything in your spice cabinet is sad?
I need to eat all my spices before they go bad.
But it’s just thyme consuming
I swapped all of my roomates herbs with his spices
He hasnt noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin
I just recently swapped all the labels on my wife's spice rack.
She hasn't noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.
At work I reduce the spice level in food.
A friend of mine asked why I started a spice garden.
I just figured it was thyme.
What is an oncologist's favorite spice?
Tumor-ic
*as told by my 9yo daughter this morning who swore "I DID NOT KNOW WHAT IT MEANT!" when wife and I loudly cringed at the punchline.
I received all kinds of spices for my birthday, but I don't cook. I think...
I thought about auditioning for that play called The Spices.
I want to get the Cinnamon role.
I finally got to watch this documentary on herbs and spices
A friend told me that his grilling spices keep biting his feet.
He can't get rid of those mesquite-toes..
I would make a spice cake...
... but I don’t have thyme for it!
Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol?
Who do the Spice Girls speak to when they have an issue with one another?
What is a priest’s favorite spice?
I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.
She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.
What is the Devil's favorite spice?
What did one spice say as the others were leaving?
What did the chicken say to the other chicken covered in spice?
What is a clocks favorite spice
I tried old spice today
Didn’t really improve my Chinese food
I bought a book at the spice store today.
Which spice will get a mother busted for trying to buy booze underage?
I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
What's the most popular spice in hell?
Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol?
What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?
What did police charge spice rack with?
I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.
They haven’t noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.
I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices
I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices
I lost track of all of space and thyme
What did the haunted spice cabinet say when December arrived?
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.
The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.
I recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spices…
She hasn’t realized it yet, but the Thyme is Cumin.
I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack
I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.
She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.
Which spice girl can hold the most petrol?
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