I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.
While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
A friend of of mine opened a business in South Korea.
Heβs a Seoul proprietor.
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︎ May 18 2020
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
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︎ May 16 2020
Guys, make your woman feel special. Place a framed photo of her in the kitchen...
....and write "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" on top.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
The result of Germany vs South Korea in World Cup
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︎ Jun 29 2018
My dog peed on my list of favorite businesses in the city
Now whatβs left is Yellow Pages
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︎ Jun 10 2021
What kind of music do they listen to in South Korea?
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Did you hear of the film where a woodcutting cult on a small farm in the south?
It's called the Texas Chainsaw Mass-acre.
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︎ May 28 2021
My friend went to the capital of South Korea on business and fell in love!
She found her Seoul-mate!
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︎ May 19 2019
Have any of you seen Billy Joelβs documentary on South Korea?
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︎ Jun 13 2019
My friend went with a tour group to the capital of South Korea and got lost amongst the crowd...
It took a little Seoul searching, but he eventually found his way.
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︎ May 19 2019
Got my gf good with this one just now... I showed her a picture of the Mexico City skyline and she said, "that's intense!"
I said no, I'm pretty sure they're all buildings.
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︎ May 02 2021
What do you call a guy who lives in the capital of South Korea?
πΆ He's a Seoul man! πΆ
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︎ Apr 08 2018
An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Why North korea and south Korea's relationship didn't work?
Because North doesn't have a Seoul
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
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︎ Mar 25 2021
So if North Korea succeeded in invading South Korea....
would that make it a Seoul crushing Victory?
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︎ Dec 13 2018
If South Korea ever has a natural disaster, you really should donate money to them.
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︎ Sep 17 2015
Today, on the news, there was an incident in my town where a city bus lost control and landed on top of a house. No one was killed and the city is paying all passengers.
I guess you can say the bus ride was on the house.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I canβt believe Kim Jon Un wants to nuke South Korea
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︎ Nov 20 2018
My friend studies the science of unspecialized cells that can divide to produce some cells that are destined to become specialized....
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I think Kim Jong Un really stepped over the line when he visited South Korea
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︎ Apr 27 2018
I've decided to go to South Korea to find love...
I'm determined to find my Seoul mate.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
My friend used to work for the forgeries division of INTERPOL with a specialization on the trafficking of fraudulent paintings.
He was an artificial art official.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Kim Jong Unβs historic trip to South Korea is the first by any North Korean leader.
About time he got on the Seoul Train
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︎ Apr 27 2018
[totally true story just happened to me:] *the setup* staying in an airbnb... another guest arrives, he is a neuro-surgeon from south korea... interviewing at UCSF - I built that hosptial, so said to him
Wow, neuro-surgeon huh... I'd like to pick your brain....
He did not get it...
(those type of pun opportunities dont come to mind that often...) ((another one bitches))
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︎ Apr 27 2017
Mantra of the Kansas City Chiefs' defensive line
The Bucs Stop Here!
Edit: thank you for alerting me it's "bucs" not "bucks". My dad experience (4 months) is better than my football knowledge
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs
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︎ Dec 17 2020
One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What's the name of the relative who owns a shop that specializes in vintage items made from hardwood?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.
He replied 'Le long way'.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What's the most popular music genre in South Korea?
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︎ Jan 30 2017
What is capital city of universe
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︎ Jan 01 2021
South Korea is so much more inviting than North Korea.
North Korea is a Seoulless place.
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︎ Feb 11 2017
South Korea is a good place to live in..
Because they have lots of parks! Parks everywhere!
From footballers, singers, former presidents, normal people, they're everywhere.
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︎ Nov 12 2017
These puns are special type of cheesy, Feta cheesy, that's why they are Greece-y.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
If you're ever in South Korea, stay away from the dog soup restaurants.
I hear it's full of E. collie.
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︎ Aug 25 2017
Why doesn't the capital of South Korea have any redheads?
Because Seoul has no gingers.
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︎ Sep 23 2018
Whatβs the difference between North and South Korea?
North Korea has no Seoul...!
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︎ Nov 28 2018
I have a good friend in South Korea
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︎ Dec 06 2017
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