Q. What language do stomachs speak?
If people who speak Spanish and English are said to speak Spainglish.
Do people who speak Spanish and German speaking Sperman?
Two guys are having a conversation about their friends who speak Spanish.
The first guy says, “I like to say ‘mucho’ to my Spanish friends as much as I can.”
The second guy asks, “Why would you say that?”
The first guy replies, “ Because I know it means a lot to them.”
Dad says, "I can speak every language except Greek!"
Child asks him a question in French. Dad replies, "Hmmm. That sounds Greek to me."
One time on a road trip we drove through Iowa and stopped at a farm around harvest time. I tried to speak to the farmer about buying some fresh corn 🌽 but he had no time for me.
“Sorry, mister,” he said. “I’m up to my ears in work.”
Who do the Spice Girls speak to when they have an issue with one another?
A soldier is called in to speak to a sergeant...
The sergeant says: "I didn't see you today in the camouflage test"
"That's the idea, Sergeant"
I have 10 pet geese,out of which 8 speak perfect English.
The last two are Portuguese.
Have you ever wandered why it takes the President so long to complete a sentence when he speaks?
I guess he’s just Biden his time.
Which language do Mexican snakes speak?
What language does an unhappy toddler speak?
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
The owner of the Indianpolis Colts will be in trouble if he has to speak in court, because no matter what he says the judge will think...
Why can’t an egg speak publicly?
I taught my cat to speak and ask her why does she hate vacuum cleaners.
“They suck” said the cat.
I believe I speak for almost all of us here
*Good morning
*Buenos dias
*Bonjour
*Guten Morgen
*Boungiorno
*Bom dia
*God morgon
*Selamat pagi
*Goedemorgen
*God morgen
*Dobroye utro
A Jonathan Galindo but can speak multiple languages
I need to speak with the chair
So you find the perfect Asian gal, you get up the courage to speak to her, you walk over and start small talk, you ask her name, and you find out...
What state in the US speaks Japanese?
What paper product speaks really quickly?
What language do garbage collectors speak?
I called to speak to my doctor and the receptionist asked "May I ask who's calling?"
I replied "Yes you may, go right ahead and ask"
Two people agreed to never speak to each other secretly
It was an unspoken agreement.
I speak in simplified fractions
Half of what I say makes sense
At what time of the year do women speak the least?
February. It has the least days.
A person who cannot see is known as blind, a person who cannot speak is known as mute. So, what do you call a person who cannot hear?
Anything you want to call them, they cannot hear.
Do you speak Spanish?
A) No
B) A little
C) Señor
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Ah yes. I can speak mandarin too
If you make dad jokes, what language do you speak?
Pun-Jabi
proceeds to the nearest exit
Sorry,I don’t speak Mandarin.
Cosmetic surgery used to be something that people would be embarrassed to speak about
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
i speak eight different languages
7 of the languages is 10 out of 10 but my German is 9
My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
Why won't the bird defense attorney speak to more than one crow at a time?
Because anything more than one is murder.
I told my kid I can speak to him on so many levels
...before we got off the elevator
I don’t speak or understand French.
What do you call it when you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them?
Did you guys hear about the microbiologist who traveled to 30 countries and speaks 6 languages?
He was a wise man of many cultures.
sorry i don't speak mandarin
What language did the ancient diabetic people speak
This just speaks for itself
If oranges could talk, what language would they speak?
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