Spanish Speaking Countries Puns

A list of puns related to "Spanish Speaking Countries"

Dad's pressing question to the guide of a hiking trek in a spanish speaking country.

Guide: (broken english) "There is a lot of grass in this area because...[good reason]."

Dad: (to me, but loud enough for everyone to hear) "You know what the locals call that...?"

Me: "No, what?"

Dad: "Muchas gracias!" (followed by the biggest grin I've ever seen)

Guide: (confused) "De nada..."

My family quickly and casually disassociates before seeing other families face palm for us.

I was the only one who laughed...

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👤︎ u/rpk213
📅︎ Jan 18 2014
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.

Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.

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👤︎ u/YeetusAFeetus
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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