My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns
"OK", I said, "Alpaca my bags".
π︎ 24
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︎ Jun 01 2021
π︎ 4
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︎ May 30 2021
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
π︎ 8
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︎ May 18 2021
Ancient South American owls always worked together secretly.
π︎ 16
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︎ Apr 12 2021
An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
π︎ 10
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Where do South American frogs live?
π︎ 6
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︎ Sep 17 2020
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
π︎ 5
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︎ Oct 27 2020
How do South Americans get around in the air?
π︎ 3
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?
π︎ 7
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Do you know how many South Americans speak Portuguese?
π︎ 9
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︎ May 16 2020
What do you say when a South American country starts acting up?
π︎ 5
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︎ Feb 01 2020
what did the south american bird order when it went to mcdonalds?
π︎ 2
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︎ Oct 18 2019
What do you get if you castrate a field of South American camelids?
A pack of lack-a-knacker alpacas.
π︎ 6
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︎ Aug 09 2018
An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.
The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
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︎ Nov 27 2017
Why shouldn't American go to war with South America?
Because the casualties will be in the brazilians
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︎ Mar 09 2019
I started teaching Spanish to Americans who live in the South.
π︎ 9
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︎ Dec 08 2018
What is the device which is used to cool the lower jaws of south american rodents?
A chinchilla chin chiller
π︎ 10
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︎ Oct 31 2018
I got a house in a South American nation, but the weather seems odd.
Even in the summer, its still Chile outside.
π︎ 24
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︎ Dec 12 2016
What do you call south american apes that get quickly delivered packages?
π︎ 14
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︎ Apr 05 2018
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
π︎ 74
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︎ Nov 08 2020
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
π︎ 12
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︎ Dec 15 2020
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
π︎ 231
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?
π︎ 32
π
︎ Apr 21 2020
How many South Americans it takes to change a bulb?
π︎ 99
π
︎ Dec 05 2019
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
π︎ 19
π
︎ Mar 08 2020
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
π︎ 10
π
︎ Mar 12 2020
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
π︎ 15
π
︎ Nov 07 2019
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
π︎ 92
π
︎ Sep 01 2019
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Oct 28 2019
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Nov 08 2019
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
π︎ 33
π
︎ Oct 16 2018
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb
π︎ 17
π
︎ Feb 26 2018
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb
π︎ 15
π
︎ Dec 04 2018
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
π︎ 24
π
︎ Mar 12 2018
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Jul 17 2018
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
π︎ 25
π
︎ Aug 09 2017
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
π︎ 19
π
︎ Dec 21 2017
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
π︎ 4
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︎ Oct 31 2018
How many south Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jul 20 2018
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
π︎ 51
π
︎ Sep 05 2015
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
π︎ 10
π
︎ Nov 28 2017
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
π︎ 27
π
︎ May 10 2017
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
π︎ 18
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︎ Mar 24 2017
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
π︎ 19
π
︎ Jul 09 2014
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
π︎ 12
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︎ Mar 27 2017
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