What is a physicist's favorite soldier?
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I was trying to create a super soldier in my lab, but I accidentally created a very thin man who could tell the future.
At least I was still able to make a slight prophet.
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︎ May 19 2021
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
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︎ May 16 2021
Did you hear about the soldier who was attacked with mustard gas and pepper spray?
He was a seasoned veteran!
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︎ Mar 31 2021
If you have the soldiers named Salt and Pepper in your squad then consider yourself lucky.
They're seasoned veterans
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Why did the Roman Soldiers have to crucify Jesus 6ft away from the 2 thieves?
...to prevent cross-contamination.
Happy Easter.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
A soldier in WW2 was shot in the chest and the bullet was stopped by a stack of quarters in his pocket.
He said it was his life savings.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
There were 2 ancient soldiers on a boat escaping Greece.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Getting a Roman soldier to stand next to an Irishman ...
... requires a lot of Gaul.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
A soldier is called in to speak to a sergeant...
The sergeant says: "I didn't see you today in the camouflage test"
"That's the idea, Sergeant"
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Did you know Shakespeare had a brother who was a foot soldier in the military?
He would get so nervous before battle that he couldn't keep his hands from shaking. The say he wielded quite the shaky-spear.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What day does a soldier hate?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
The coins in a WW1 soldiers pocket saved him from a bullet.
Some might say it was his life savings.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What do you call a hairy elite soldier?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What's the one month all soldiers hate?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit π¬
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What do you call a baby soldier?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
How do 490 Roman soldiers laugh?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Why did the Soviet army have such great soldiers
They were all excellent at marxmanship
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Soldier 1: "zz~ WE'RE TAKING A LOT OF SHOTS OVER HERE!"
Soldier 2: "zz~ ALRIGHT, DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH!"
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What do Jawas do during a pandemic?
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︎ May 04 2021
Why couldn't the confederate soldier stay married?
Because he succeeded from the union
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︎ Jan 08 2021
A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
It should be ganderstepping since most Nazi soldiers were male.
What's good for the goose, I guess.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
How do soldiers stay hidden in the desert?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Two fishes were in a tank. Other said:
How do you drive this thing?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
A Roman Soldier caught the Bartender's eye and gave him the two fingers sign..
" Five beers coming up " said the Bartender.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?
Because they are G-I-ants
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Ve are the master chiefs
What do you call the perfect German soldiers?
Veteran-arians
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︎ May 08 2021
What do you call sperm from a cheating soldier?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
A woman told me she was in love with 14 soldiers and didn't know what to do.
I told her not to worry - it was clearly just a platoonic relationship.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Where does the army put young soldiers?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Do it soldier
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︎ Dec 23 2019
Why was the soldier pinned down?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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︎ May 26 2020
a soldier once survived pepper spray and mustard gas
he was a seasoned veteran
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