What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?
What do you call a baby soldier?
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
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How do 490 Roman soldiers laugh?
Soldier 1: "zz~ WE'RE TAKING A LOT OF SHOTS OVER HERE!"
Soldier 2: "zz~ ALRIGHT, DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH!"
What's the one month all soldiers hate?
Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
Why did the Soviet army have such great soldiers
They were all excellent at marxmanship
What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something
Why couldn't the confederate soldier stay married?
Because he succeeded from the union
A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
TIL of Private First Class, Francis Lipton— an American soldier in the Revolutionary war. Who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.
It was the first known casual tea of war.
It should be ganderstepping since most Nazi soldiers were male.
What's good for the goose, I guess.
How do soldiers stay hidden in the desert?
Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?
Because they are G-I-ants
A Roman Soldier caught the Bartender's eye and gave him the two fingers sign..
" Five beers coming up " said the Bartender.
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
What do you call sperm from a cheating soldier?
A woman told me she was in love with 14 soldiers and didn't know what to do.
I told her not to worry - it was clearly just a platoonic relationship.
Where does the army put young soldiers?
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
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A soldier walked into a hospital and a nurse asked him why he was in the hospital.
He replied, "I thought the front lines were here."
What did the musician say to the soldier?
TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.
Army soldiers can't comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement.
But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.
Why was the soldier pinned down?
Why were the soldiers so tired on April 1st?
They just got done with a 31 day March!
What did the Soviet soldier say to his friend when he saw a German plane approaching?
What weapon do soldiers use in a kitchen?
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
Do you know what a soldier's favorite type of shelter is?
A tan hut!!
Ps, my buddy who is a marine hates me for this joke
Did you hear about the soldier who lost one foot in a battle, and fought on, only to lose his other foot as well?
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
a soldier once survived pepper spray and mustard gas
he was a seasoned veteran
My soldier friend was doused with pepper spray and also survived a mustard gas attack.
Now he's a seasoned veteran.
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