I got hit in the head with a can of soda.
Luckily, it was a soft drink.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I'm making a videogame where the enemies are soda cans!
I haven't started drawing the sprites yet.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
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︎ Dec 13 2020
I was assaulted with a can of soda
I'm lucky it was just a soft drink
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︎ Nov 15 2020
How much soda can a tropical bird drink?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What is this? A soda can for ants?
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︎ Sep 09 2019
My best friend was hit with a can of soda...
Good thing it was a soft drink!
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︎ Mar 14 2020
Why can you sleep on sodas?
Because itβs a soft-drink
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︎ Dec 31 2019
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, βHere comes trouble.β A patron at the bar said, βWhatβs wrong?β The bartender replied, βThose guys get together and they become cantankeros.β
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Crushing pop cans is soda pressing
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︎ Oct 19 2019
What happens when you cross a soda can with a frog?
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︎ May 05 2019
I picked up a soda can, turned to my wife and asked, βIs this a real Sprite?β
Or is it just Fanta sea?
Coke in a spiced rum,
No Pepsi nor Snapple tea.
Open you Barqβs, drink up your Slice, then pee!
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︎ Sep 29 2018
βYou know, I used to be a champion can marksmen, I would shoot those sodas down all day!β
βSome people said that I was firing on all cylinders.β
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︎ Mar 15 2019
What did the soda can say to its therapist?
I feel like I can be open around you.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Did you hear about the guy that drank 10 cans of soda?
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︎ Sep 07 2018
Me: 24 oz. of soda is the same as two cans. My boyfriend: Do you know how to drink two cans?
βPut βem in the blender and pull out the beaks.β
Yes, heβs a dad. And yes, he was proud of that.
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︎ Jul 26 2018
What are these? Soda cans for ants?! [x-post - /r/thingsforants]
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︎ Mar 30 2014
A son says to his dad, "Hey I'm going to get a soda, you need anything?". The dad says, "Yeah, get me a beer. Actually, make it two cans.". The son goes into the kitchen and is gone for about an hour and a half. The door opens up and he asks his son, "What the hell took so long?".
The son says, "Well it wasn't easy. I had to go to like three different pet stores before I found one that sold toucans.".
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︎ Aug 24 2018
Tears the tab off a soda can - "Want to hear my best duck call?"
Speaks into soda tab: "Calling all ducks"
My dad did this and it took me years to understand...
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︎ Oct 07 2015
There was a bee buzzing around my dad's open soda can
He told it to 'buzz off.'
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︎ Aug 09 2013
I got hit by a soda can in the head!
Luckily it was a soft drink.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Today I got hit in the head by a can of soda.
Luckily it was a soft drink.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday.
Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
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︎ May 28 2020
I got hit in the head by a soda can the other day...
Luckily, it was a soft drink!
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Did you hear the one about the guy who got hit in the head with a can or soda?
Luckily for him, it was a soft drink.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Someone threw a can of soda at me!
Lucky it was a soft drink π€ͺ
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I got hit in the head with a can of soda earlier.
Luckily it was a soft drink.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Got hit in the head with a soda can
Iβm ok it was a soft drink
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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︎ Apr 01 2017
A woman got hit in the head by a can of soda
Thank goodness it was a soft drink
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︎ May 18 2018
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
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︎ May 23 2019
This guy got hit in the head with a soda can, but he was okay. Do you know why?
Because it was a soft drink.
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︎ May 25 2019
Did you hear about the guy that got hit with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink
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︎ Dec 16 2018
I was hit with a soda can yesterday
Luckily it was a soft drink
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︎ Nov 26 2018
Some guy in the street threw a soda can at me.
I was lucky it was a soft drink.
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︎ Jan 26 2018
I was hit with a can of soda yesterday
I'm ok though it was a soft drink.
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︎ Mar 31 2018
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink...
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︎ Dec 18 2015
One time I got hit by a soda can
Luckily it was a soft drink
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︎ Mar 09 2018
I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much
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︎ Dec 25 2016
My friend was hit with a soda can today...
Don't worry it was a soft drink!
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︎ Nov 22 2015
Did you hear about the kid who got hit by a soda can this morning?
Luckily it was a soft drink.
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︎ Oct 08 2014
What did the guy say after he got hit with a soda can?
at least it was a soft drink.
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