I got hit in the head with a can of soda.

Luckily, it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bovinecrusader
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I'm making a videogame where the enemies are soda cans!

I haven't started drawing the sprites yet.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I once had a job pressing soda cans /r/teenagers/comments/kcb…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/emoneycnzh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I was assaulted with a can of soda

I'm lucky it was just a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva8512
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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How much soda can a tropical bird drink?

Tucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerseypoontappa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What is this? A soda can for ants?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NTilky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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My best friend was hit with a can of soda...

Good thing it was a soft drink!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfmagistar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Why can you sleep on sodas?

Because it’s a soft-drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?

The bartender shook his head, β€œHere comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, β€œWhat’s wrong?” The bartender replied, β€œThose guys get together and they become cantankeros.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Crushing pop cans is soda pressing
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What happens when you cross a soda can with a frog?

Croaka-Cola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/century1goomba
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I picked up a soda can, turned to my wife and asked, β€œIs this a real Sprite?”

Or is it just Fanta sea?
Coke in a spiced rum,
No Pepsi nor Snapple tea.
Open you Barq’s, drink up your Slice, then pee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/testmonkeyalpha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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β€œYou know, I used to be a champion can marksmen, I would shoot those sodas down all day!”

β€œSome people said that I was firing on all cylinders.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snakefishin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What did the soda can say to its therapist?

I feel like I can be open around you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Designed_To
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Did you hear about the guy that drank 10 cans of soda?

He burped 7up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Me: 24 oz. of soda is the same as two cans. My boyfriend: Do you know how to drink two cans?

β€œPut β€˜em in the blender and pull out the beaks.”

Yes, he’s a dad. And yes, he was proud of that.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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What are these? Soda cans for ants?! [x-post - /r/thingsforants]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poopyface05
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2014
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A son says to his dad, "Hey I'm going to get a soda, you need anything?". The dad says, "Yeah, get me a beer. Actually, make it two cans.". The son goes into the kitchen and is gone for about an hour and a half. The door opens up and he asks his son, "What the hell took so long?".

The son says, "Well it wasn't easy. I had to go to like three different pet stores before I found one that sold toucans.".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin_Kush
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Tears the tab off a soda can - "Want to hear my best duck call?"

Speaks into soda tab: "Calling all ducks"

My dad did this and it took me years to understand...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ursidaelius
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2015
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There was a bee buzzing around my dad's open soda can

He told it to 'buzz off.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queefin_it_real
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2013
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I got hit by a soda can in the head!

Luckily it was a soft drink.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Today I got hit in the head by a can of soda.

Luckily it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExcitingFail
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday.

Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I got hit in the head by a soda can the other day...

Luckily, it was a soft drink!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squidboy2002
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy who got hit in the head with a can or soda?

Luckily for him, it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stupidllama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Someone threw a can of soda at me!

Lucky it was a soft drink πŸ€ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I got hit in the head with a can of soda earlier.

Luckily it was a soft drink.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Got hit in the head with a soda can

I’m ok it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djquack01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yea_I_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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A woman got hit in the head by a can of soda

Thank goodness it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mad2swim
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethalhedgehog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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This guy got hit in the head with a soda can, but he was okay. Do you know why?

Because it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExplosiveBlake
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Did you hear about the guy that got hit with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juggernaut245
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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I was hit with a soda can yesterday

Luckily it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchomojo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Some guy in the street threw a soda can at me.

I was lucky it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manthedan7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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I was hit with a can of soda yesterday

I'm ok though it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiredturtle99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink...

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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One time I got hit by a soda can

Luckily it was a soft drink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pianoman204
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much

it was a soft drink

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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My friend was hit with a soda can today...

Don't worry it was a soft drink!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alien13869
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2015
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Did you hear about the kid who got hit by a soda can this morning?

Luckily it was a soft drink.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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What did the guy say after he got hit with a soda can?

at least it was a soft drink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toms0verBaghdad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2013
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