Dad With the Save
Ok, so we're walking into church, and there's a nativity set up on the soccer field. My mom asks "why do they have a nativity set up in a soccer goal?" And without missing a beat, he yells "because Jesus saves!"
Dad Joked my wife
At my son's soccer practice, I noticed that one kid was kicking the ball with his left foot. (That's hard to learn for right handed/right leg dominant kids). his mom piped up and told me the kid was ambidextrous. I looked at my wife and said "or is he ambifootstrous?"
She groaned, but the other mom laughed. :D
