Snow Storm Puns

You look for fresh prints

But he should be fine because he’s a cool cat.

A little shaken.

Let me just say...they weren't too bright.

I see you!

Icy ewe!

You never know when they're going to come or how many inches your going to get!!

Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week at the Ramada Inn North, and please don't forget to tip your server!!

My dad and I were driving when he abruptly stopped the story he was telling to tell this joke:

"What do snowmen eat for breakfast?"

"Uh, I don't know dad."

"Frosted Flakes!"

Laughter was forced.

When I was a kid, my mom would take my siblings and me to go sledding at the park after a big snow storm. One time we saw my dad's friend jogging there only wearing shorts. I couldn't believe he would do that in the cold and I couldn't wait to tell my dad. Here's how that conversation went...

Me: Dad we saw Mr. Smith running in the snow with shorts on!

Dad: Who's Shortson?

I'm still laughing about it 20 years later.

Snow storm coming soon. SiL: "What should I get at the food store in case the power goes out?"

Dad: "Power Bars!!"

Without skipping a beat!

We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.

"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?

I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"

I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.

Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!

You follow the fresh prints

You look for the fresh prints

Look for the Fresh Prince.

Follow the fresh prints.

A little shaken.

A little shaken.

A little shaken.

Look for the Fresh Prints

You look for the Fresh Prince.