Snorkelling Puns

A list of puns related to "Snorkelling"

I'm going to open up a store that only sells two bed covers and two snorkels.

Just four sheets and goggles.

EDIT: from https://jokeriot.com

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus
📅︎ Jul 21 2018
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We were discussing things to bring on our upcoming trip to Hawaii

My sister suggested bringing her waterproof camera to take pictures while we snorkel, and I advised her to look up the owner's manual to make sure that it could handle salt water.

Me: The salt water might wreck the seal.
Dad: Would it wreck the walrus?

All: groan

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👤︎ u/Mack_Kohl
📅︎ Nov 16 2014
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