My girlfriend's dad says this any time she has a cold.

Your nose is running and your feet smell. You got it all backwards, kid!

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👤︎ u/pawnzz
📅︎ Dec 20 2013
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How you're built

Every time someone says "I have a runny nose" dad says "Are your feet smelly? Possibly you're built upside down."

Every. Single. Time.

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👤︎ u/lautzy
📅︎ Oct 28 2013
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