*insert smart pun tittle here*
Smart dog originally from R/Memes but crossposts aren’t aloud
I asked my mom how are computers so smart
She answered:"Because they listen to their motherboards"
Where do smart dogs go to school?
If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge
Is that copyright infridgement?
A guy’s Mom comes to visit him at his job at the aquarium where she finds him feeding a baby dolphin. She says look at you, you were smart. You could have had a real job, really done some good for the world. Her son snapped back,...
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
IntellectuaL or something like that IDK I'm not that smart
What do you call a bus full of smart people?
My wife has bought herself a Smart car....
What do you call a smart gay person?
What do you call a smart pair of pants?
My house is a smart house because it has a bathroom
Because it has an IP address.
For all the time they spend in a school, you'd think that fish are really smart.
But it turns out, they're all below C level.
Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
I learned about these people in history class last month I feel smart
That's smart
What do you call an inappropriate fruit?
A grape-ist.
Why are fish so smart
Because they swim in schools
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
My kids think I'm not as smart as I look.
I won't be dressing up as Albert Einstein anymore.
Naturally Smart
What do you call a naturally born smart person?
A gene-ious
If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?
JK Rowling should start the first smart door company and name it SmartleDoor
You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key
What do you call a smart butt?
Out-dadded by my 5 y/o niece
I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.
My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."
Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."
The set up sucks but I thought it was pretty smart
A man makes an outline of a duck and cuts it out. An egg falls right in the middle. Now he has an egg in stencil crisis
What do you call a smart fart?
My son is getting so fat, I've decided to put all his favourite snacks at a place he can't reach.
My son is too smart
He's the top of his kindergarten class. Next week i will buy something special for is upcoming 21st birthday.
What do you call a smart genie?
What do you call a smart drug abuser?
What do you call a smart-ass optometrist?
My wife she needed a smart man, so I went and got two degrees.
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I reassured him, "Don't be silly!"
"Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.
My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...
It only knew twigonometry
What do you call a pastry that uses a thesaurus?
I told my chair to put its arms up.
I found some cushion its pocket.
What did the smart caveman say when the barber asked why he didn't like his last haircut?
Do you guys know what the most popular car in South Boston is?
Did you know you can make payments using a smart watch?
I've got a puppy that's quite smart, but won't stop chewing on everything
So I named him gnaw-it-all
99.9% of people are dumb
Fortunately I belong to 1% of smart people
How do gold fishes get old?
On a video about a DIY smart mirror
Why are computers smart?
Because they listen to their motherboard.
My wife has treated herself to a Smart car...
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