What is a foot long and slippery?
What's slippery when wet?
I don’t like shower sex. It’s slippery, it’s cramped...
And it was probably one of the worst things about prison.
y=mx+b jokes are fine, but..
At some point, we'll have to draw the line
My oldest son just came in...
...and asked me, "Mom, how well can you hold your beer?"
"I don't like beer."
"Ok, your drink, then."
"Pretty damn well, better than you for sure."
"What if your glass was slippery?"
Ugh... he's only 15 and ready to be a dad, it seems. I threw my box of tissues at him.
Let’s start this off by breaking the ice. It’s a slippery subject, but I know we can crack it!
I once grabbed a slippery soap...
It got out of hand pretty quickly
I enjoyed hiking up mountains, until I arrived at the top.
From there, it's all downhill.
MATH JOKES
I’ll leave out the negative jokes here.
Only the positive ones!
You can tri to stop me,
Adding these together just makes it so much better.
We may be divided because of this,
But not all jokes are made equal,
But y=Mx+b jokes are great, yet at some point we have to draw a line. It’s an especially slippery slope to go down.
I was addicted to soap once.
I tripped on a "slippery when wet" sign today.
I was floored by the irony.
Why should you never wear moccasins outside during Winter?
Because it can get a little slippery out there.
It's important never to cut funding for gritters.
Once you lose one it's a slippery slope.
Slippery
What do you call an elderly snake?
I used to be addicted to soap,
What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?
You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.
Once you start spreading lube on a child's slide, you won't be able to stop.
What's the most slippery country?
My GF left me once I stopped taking her to seafood restaurants
Turns out she was only with me for my mussels
Since moving to Finland I’ve become addicted to winter sports
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope
Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.
They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.
I tried building a ski resort
Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together.
It's hard for them to stay in sink.
I have no trouble holding my alcohol
unless the glass is slippery
I am reading a book called “The History of Lubricants.”
Seeing how petroleum production is an essential job
Is petroleum now an essential oil?
Mountains aren't just funny
Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...
It’s the start of a slippery slope
A financial tip: Don’t invest in skiing companies.
The entire sport is going downhill fast.
Ice is such a hard thing to study
Its such a slippery element to grasp
Many people believe liquid soap is more hygienic than soap bars.
Don't listen to them, it is only a slippery soap argument.
I took my family skiing this weekend.
It went downhill from the start.
I tried to do some harder skiing courses once but you know what they say
So my GF asked me tonight if it's fun having a penis...
I said, "It has its ups and downs..."
If you’re switching from liquid to bar soap, be careful...
My therapist warned me that I am getting addicted to downhill skiing.
She said, “It’s a slippery slope.”
Whats a foot long and slippery?
what is a foot long and slippery
I'm reading a book called "The History of Lubricants".
I used to be addicted to soap....
I used to be addicted to soap.
I used to be addicted to soap,
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