What is a foot long and slippery?
What's slippery when wet?
I don’t like shower sex. It’s slippery, it’s cramped...
And it was probably one of the worst things about prison.
I enjoyed hiking up mountains, until I arrived at the top.
From there, it's all downhill.
Let’s start this off by breaking the ice. It’s a slippery subject, but I know we can crack it!
It's important never to cut funding for gritters.
Once you lose one it's a slippery slope.
Why should you never wear moccasins outside during Winter?
Because it can get a little slippery out there.
I once grabbed a slippery soap...
It got out of hand pretty quickly
I was addicted to soap once.
What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?
You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.
I tripped on a "slippery when wet" sign today.
I was floored by the irony.
I used to be addicted to soap,
Once you start spreading lube on a child's slide, you won't be able to stop.
Slippery
What do you call an elderly snake?
Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.
They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.
Since moving to Finland I’ve become addicted to winter sports
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope
My GF left me once I stopped taking her to seafood restaurants
Turns out she was only with me for my mussels
What's the most slippery country?
I tried building a ski resort
I have no trouble holding my alcohol
unless the glass is slippery
Don't ever have multiple people wash dishes together.
It's hard for them to stay in sink.
Seeing how petroleum production is an essential job
Is petroleum now an essential oil?
I'm reading a book called "The History of Lubricants".
Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...
It’s the start of a slippery slope
Mountains aren't just funny
A financial tip: Don’t invest in skiing companies.
The entire sport is going downhill fast.
Ice is such a hard thing to study
Its such a slippery element to grasp
Many people believe liquid soap is more hygienic than soap bars.
Don't listen to them, it is only a slippery soap argument.
I tried to do some harder skiing courses once but you know what they say
I took my family skiing this weekend.
It went downhill from the start.
If you’re switching from liquid to bar soap, be careful...
My therapist warned me that I am getting addicted to downhill skiing.
She said, “It’s a slippery slope.”
So my GF asked me tonight if it's fun having a penis...
I said, "It has its ups and downs..."
You can get addicted to slip'n'slides
So be careful...it's a slippery slope.
Whats a foot long and slippery?
what is a foot long and slippery
I am reading a book called “The History of Lubricants.”
I used to be addicted to soap....
I used to be addicted to soap,
I used to be addicted to soap.
You could say that getting addicted to skiing...
I used to be addicted to soap.
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