A list of puns related to "Sleep Stages"
Kiddo : Enters stage left.
Dad : "What are you still doing awake? Go to bed."
Kiddo : "But I feel like there's something I need but I don't know what it is."
Dad : "There is something you need that you're not getting right now."
Kiddo : "What's that?"
Dad : "Sleep. Go to bed."
Kiddo : Exits stage right, sardonic expression that simply says "Dad, am not amused."Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.