Back to the drawing, bored
He drew praise for his artwork.
I'm drawing a blank...
She told me she doesn't see them catching on.
It was a chest of drawers.
they draw
That was awesome
Not sure if links to videos are allowed here but I made a sketch thatβs on topic so I hope you enjoy.
I have to draw the lime somewhere.
vignette
https://preview.redd.it/wa3s3ozxftc61.png?width=4500&format=png&auto=webp&s=04f10d36e95914e4d39ec2312ce5176a062911b1
Who thinks they're punny?! πβ β I sketched this Hellraiser holding a cactus and thought it'd make a cute Valentine's Day card. I'm in the process of colouring it and I want YOU to help me caption it.β
I've asked the question on IG (@ashrobertsondesign) but didn't get a lot of feedback so I'm reaching out here. Gimme your best prick, point, hell, etc. related puns n make it about love π₯
I'll choose a favourite from the comments and turn it into a FREE Valentine's Day card printable.
We all drew near.
She draws flies and gnats.
Is that technically a die-agram?
But for one of them, I drew a Blanc.
A sketch pad
Dont worry, you'll see them in a bit.
But I kept on getting jogged
Apparently heβs a con artist.
I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.
The painter was mad at the sketch artist because he was behaving "Sketchy" and he crossed the "Line".
heuueueueue.
I kept drawing a blank
She didn't really seem to appreciate the sketch but it went on the fridge anyway...
Edit: I thunk up a better punchline.
... Drew Barrymore.
But Iβm drawing a blank.
The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd.
According to sources, he will be cremated, and then shaken until he disappears.
I'm a con artist!
He makes good money for his sketch comedy show...
While Photoshopping a scan of a dragon he drew in pencil, I stated I was going to convert it to grayscale. His response?
"Can we convert it to red scales, instead?"
One day his assistant saw the mad scientist on top of the fly, sketching out some new ideas
Assistant: what on earth are you doing?
mad scientist looks up from his work.
Mad scientist: I like creating stuff on the fly.
I'm drawing a plank.
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Whoβs on first?" might have turned out something like this:
Bud Abbott: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
Lou Costello: Thanks. Iβm setting up an office in my den and Iβm thinking about buying a computer.
Bud Abbott: Mac?
Lou Costello: No, the nameβs Lou.
Bud Abbott: Your computer?
Lou Costello: I donβt own a computer. I want to buy one.
Bud Abbott: Mac?
Lou Costello: I told you, my nameβs Lou.
Bud Abbott: What about Windows?
Lou Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
Bud Abbott: Do you want a computer with Windows?
Lou Costello: I donβt know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
Bud Abbott: Wallpaper.
http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/abbott-and-costello-meet-microsoft-windows/
They sketch me out.
When my Mum and her sisters were younger, in an attempt to keep them quiet for half an hour, he told them to sit down next to each other so he could do their portrait. Every now and again he would stop, look up and to ensure he had the correct scale, held out his thumb and squinted a little, then continued.
After half an hour they got restless and said "Are you done yet, let's see".
He turned the drawing pad around to show...a simple sketch of a thumb.
Not a Dad yet, but thankful to have this trick up my sleeve for when I am.
I really need to draw the lime somewhere.
