A zombie-hating woman made a dating profile...

It read, "If you're six feet under, don't bother messaging me."

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👤︎ u/newkyd
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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I called my dad last night after not talking to him for a while

I asked him "so, what are you up to?"

He responded "oh, a little under six feet."

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📅︎ Feb 22 2015
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