A Dell
... Tenor fifteen miles away. Zing.
I sing faucetto...
"Ten or eleven miles away from anybody else."
Somewhere, Over the Rainbow, way up high, (singing voice)
He followed the enchanting voice till he came upon a singing yellowfin tuna. He knew he had found something incredible. He caught the fish, kept it alive and returned home.
He showed his friends and posted videos on tik tok, and the singing fish went viral. It could sing almost anything, but Pavarotti was it's favorite.
The fisherman toured around the world with the fish and set up a website to sell merch. The clothing he made sold like crazy, so he ordered thousands of short sleeve shirts to be made in advance.
Unfortunately, the fish died, and the public lost interest. The fisherman was left with endless opera tuna tees.
The Medium started a seance and said, in a sing-song voice, "John, if you are with us, please say something".
The Ouija board immediately started spelling out: S-O-M-E-T-H-...
Wife: THAT'S HIM!!!
I was mimicking his complaining voice and he says with a grumpy face, "Stop copying me!"
I replied, "I'm not coffee-ing you, I'm tea-sing you!"
After exclaiming how nice and new it all looked, I began to sing in my best Louis Armstrong voice: "...I think to myself, what a wonderful Word."
I was watching a singing competition on TV (The Voice) with my parents and I noticed that one of the judges had bleached his hair. I turned over to my mom and asked...
Me: "Mom, why did Adam bleach his hair?" Dad: "He had a blonde moment."
