A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing “Don’t stop Believing”.
It was an unexpected Journey.
My sister asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall”
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it becomes a soap opera
What do you call a fish that sings right on key?
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?
Trouble-soothing.
My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!
In our next Dnd campaign, the 4 heroes are all going to be singing wizards.
A regular bard-ershop quartet.
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.
Everyone told Sam not to sing
Nobody wanted to sing Whitesnake with me...
So here I go again on my own.
What do you sing when a witch gets married?
Ding! Dong! The witch is wed!
My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.
But oops, I did it again.
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
My dad tried to sing yesterday.
He had a bit of treble with the high notes.
When singing Christmas carols, why does C3P0 only sing about the 2nd, 4th, 6th, 8th, 10th, and 12th days of Christmas?
Because Han Solo told C3P0 to never tell him the odds!
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
What did the well driller sing to his customers when he couldn't find water for them.
When my daughter is nauseous, I sing to help relax her...
Apparently she's not a big fan of 'Let It Go'
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
What do you call a computer that sings..
just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
What do you call a singing computer?
Me: "How do I get one of those singing groups?"
Director: "you mean a choir?"
Me: exasperated sigh yes, fine. How do aquire one of those singing groups?
I went to the opticians yesterday and she asked to sing a high note when I asked why, she told me
“So we know if you can C#”
At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.
I was walking around this aquarium the other day. When I heard these 2 fish singing....
I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.
Everyone told Sam not to sing
What did the starfish sing when they gained independence?
Sea stars are doin' it for themselves
For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
How do you make a duck sing?
Put it in the oven till its Bill Withers
My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."
"But at least it's made with whole groins."
What is it called when your singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Someone asked me if I would ever stop singing Wonderwall
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
My wife asked me to stop singing "Wonderwall" to her
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
My wife asked if I would sing Wonderwall.
I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock!
Everyone told Sam not to sing!
I came so close to singing "the lion sleeps tonight"
I was only a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
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