Simplest Puns

Come to think of it, I see why

I cut myself shaving

With occam's razor!

So I packed up her things, and called me a cab.

My grandpa would always tell me this story about his uncles in WWII. "My uncle was actually captured by the Germans and kept in a pow camp. They would try to break the prisoners spirit by making them to mindless things. One in particular they would make the prisoners stand in a line and all move their heads like a clock back and forth and say, 'tick tock tick tock.' My uncle was always a wise guy so he would rebel in the simplest way. He would only go, 'tick tick tick.' One day the guard finally caught him and said, 'don't vorry. Ve have vays of making you tock.'"

She said "Do you need a hearing aid or something?"

And I said "WHAAAT?"

It's the simplest joke and never fails to get a smile and an eye roll. That's why it's my favourite.