Never ever yell at a sieve.

You'll strain your voice

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Dogs can't operate MRIs

But catscan

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My girlfriend and I were arguing over whether it's called a sieve or a colander.

It strained our relationship.

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👤︎ u/fou-lu
📅︎ May 19 2016
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My friend has a theory about his new sieve

But I really don't think it holds water.

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👤︎ u/BoydOrr
📅︎ Dec 04 2016
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I feel sorry for my colander...

... Everything's a strain for it.

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📅︎ Oct 07 2021
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Why did nobody like the colander on the garden boundary?

Because it was a fence sieve

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I helped my wife drain the pasta last night...

Sieve-alry is not dead.

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👤︎ u/sjmaeff
📅︎ Jun 08 2021
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I tried to view the solar eclipse by looking at it through a colander

But I ended up straining my eyes

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I am reluctant to talk about my chain-link strainer.

Someone might think it is a fence sieve.

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"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.

It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".

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👤︎ u/Docfess
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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What is a fence full of holes?

A fence sieve. I strained to make this joke up as I was cooking dinner. The punchline is probably pretty weak and can't hold water.

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What do you call a fence with lots of holes in?

A-fence-sieve.

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👤︎ u/dens382
📅︎ Jan 28 2019
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You heard about the guy who repaired gold panning equipment while camping?

He specialized in in-tent sieve care.

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👤︎ u/mystichobo
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