Which animal won’t share the shrubbery?

A hedgehog!

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📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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I was taking a walk this morning and this shrubbery came out of nowhere!

It was an AM bush

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📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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My fiancée and I were on a hike.

There was a detour to get to an overlook to see a waterfall. When we reached the overlook, there was thick shrubbery in front of us blocking the view of the waterfall.

Fiancée: Ugh, I can hear the falls but I can't see it.

Me: I guess it wasn't an overlook, it was an overhear.

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📅︎ May 17 2021
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Where did my berries go?

The strobbery took them.

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📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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in 'monty python and the holy grail,'

did anyone ask why the knights REALLY wanted shrubberies?

...to establish a HEDGEemony ;)

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