Cattails Puns

A list of puns related to "Cattails"

The other night my gf told me she was getting a cattail tattoo

I asked her if she was getting the cat butt too.

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👤︎ u/Eli_1988
📅︎ Dec 06 2016
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Me and my dad were at a local lake...

I see a Crane standing in some cattails and I jokingly call it a Stork but then I seriously ask my dad if Storks also like to be around lakes and he says "No, they hang around hospitals."

I groaned...

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👤︎ u/Zamibe
📅︎ Sep 18 2016
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