A list of puns related to "Shotguns"
... and stumbled across a naked woman. She started flirting with me, so I asked her if she was game.
She replied yes, so I shot her.
Sir.
TEN GUAGE
Because if you encounter a deer who has a shotgun, it's best to just leave them alone.
Cantaloupe
It was two triggered.
And bragging to all my friends that I am a Mail Escort.
I asked him if he could hear the ocean in them
A blunderbust!
I know, right? With that level of demand, you’d think they’d be called “sawed-after.”
A “can’t-elope”
Son: "What? Yes, totally!"
Dad (turns to look at mother tenderly): "I think she's a lovely and beautiful woman, a good wife to me, and a good mother to you."
Son: sigh.
It's hard to gauge.
Your handbrake. (I could almost see the irritating smoke coming from her nostrils.)
cantaloupe
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