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Shorthanded Puns

A list of puns related to "Shorthanded"

My boss called me last Saturday and said they were shorthanded and really needed someone to come in...

I replied, "Sounds like a personnel problem to me."

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👤︎ u/lunchbockslarry
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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What do you call someone who’s obsessed with French culture?

A ouib

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👤︎ u/Dovahjerk
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Need Help Identifying a Dad Joke

When going through some of my deceased father's things, I found a card that says "Gold Mouse Story" and "Do you have a little gold Mexican?". This is sort of a shorthand he used to jot down jokes on index cards - a short description and the punchline.

I have no idea what this might refer to so I am asking here. Does this sound familiar? I apologize in advance if it turns out to be racist!

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👤︎ u/fleurreddit
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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How does a T-rex take notes?

Using shorthand

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👤︎ u/midget_messiah
📅︎ May 11 2020
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What do you call it when a midget waves at you?

Microwave

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👤︎ u/_m1cr0w4v3_
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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Do they have slang in sign language?

Not too sure about slang, but there's definitely some shorthand.

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👤︎ u/just_another_mexican
📅︎ Aug 11 2017
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My Dad attempting to text ends up turning into a perfect Dad joke.

My Dad has been trying to use texting vocabulary, but instead has been making up his own texting shorthands. I decided to tell him it didn't work that way, then he laid this one on me.

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👤︎ u/Kevbuckeye2
📅︎ Apr 22 2014
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