Chinese takeout: $24.95. Fuel to pick it up: $1.00. Getting home and realizing they shorted you a box:
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
What did the man say when he felt he got shorted on new leaders in the Middle East?
"I feel I didn't get a fair Sheikh."
Need a short Pun involving Dinosaurs and Space?
I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.
"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.
Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)
I’m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.
This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.
Are short puns off limit?
A short pun im relatively proud of
one peach short of a pear
T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt
It’s because of the small arms
Today I learnt what Yoda was short for,
Because he's got little legs.
Do you guys know the correct term for short people
… or do you also struggle with gnomenclature??
If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?
what do you call a short mother
Do I have to keep making dad jokes? The short answer is No.
The long answer is Nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo.
So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
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The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this.
How do short people greet their friends?
My wife called and told me that she would be home shortly…
Being 6’1” I informed her that I would be home tall’ly. She was not amused. I was. You could hear the disappointment drip out of the phone. Victory
My clothes were having a competition to decide which one is the coolest
My girlfriend told me that she hated that I was constantly cracking short jokes about her
So I came up with longer ones...
Ma'am is actually short for Mammary and we have basically been showing respect by calling them tit.
Just a high thought nothing more
A baseball player was shopping at the dairy while in a bad mood. He'd played in a home run derby yesterday; though he got more runs than anyone else, another player was awarded the trophy. While in line at the register, the lady in front of him was short on cash. He decided to do a good deed, so...
The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!
Why do short-tempered doctors always go out of business?
They don't have any patients.
Short people face more discrimination than any other group!
We’re always being overlooked
Why is it hard for short people to succeed ?
Because they can’t reach their goals.
My short memory makes it really hard to remember where I’ve placed my phone
I think it’s in my genes.
I went to buy some camouflage shorts the other day.
My wife said, “I don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
What sticks to everything, is full of nuts and leaves brown stains on your shorts?
What’s a good, short space movie?
I was out by the street trying to hitchhike but every single car I stuck my thumb out for just passed me by. I began to wonder if it had something to do with the cargo shorts I was wearing.
So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
My first Dad joke
At the last ultrasound appointment they asked me if i had any questions
"What's your return policy?"
My father used to say, "You don't always get what you pay for."
Lovely man, terrible delivery driver
The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the street.
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
Not only is my short term memory terrible...
...but so is my short term memory.
At dinner time, talking about our days, I said work was busy because we're short staffed, and my 11yo boy says.....
My friend found out she was pregnant shortly after getting her covid vaccine
I'm calling it the Inoculate Conception
A police officer was fired shortly after leaving the bathroom.
He was upset about being fired, but happy to be relieved of doody.
I made myself a small open pie filled with sliced apples and sugar, but I misplaced it shortly after. Suddenly I was no longer hungry
I'd completely lost my appletart
What do you call a short mother?
Did you know “T-shirt” is short for “tyrannosaurus shirt”.....
Because they have short arms?
What do you call a short mother with no clothes on?
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
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