Shinned Puns

A list of puns related to "Shinned"

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyRealWorkAccount
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What kind of meat is located on your shin

Bologna (below knee)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shugaz
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony (say it out loud slowly)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biddy_Bear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I have two dogs, Security & Shin...

... they’re my guard dogs πŸ•

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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What do you call a guy with no shin?

Tony

Creds: @fareed_kharusi/Twitter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mounis11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

EDIT: Alternate Ending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Algernon21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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Because the shin is broken
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonathanos_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My friend told me his upper shin hurt

I told him to stop faking because that's below knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thesaurususaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What do you call someone without any shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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And I'm not even a dad!

This actually just happened!!!

I was driving my 14yo home, and I was complaining because I recently hurt my shoulder.

Me: Ow, my shoulder is trash

Him: Maybe you'll have to amputate your arm

Me: That wouldn't help because I'd still have a stump to waive around. They'd have to amputate it at the shoulder.

Him: They wouldn't really do that, would they?

Me: Yep

Him: Baloney

Me: No, that would be down here and pointed to my shin

Then he started crying :-) I can die happy now!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impostershop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What are some other name puns like Hugh Mungus, Ben Dover, Phillip Mahole, Eric Shin...?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAXisFUN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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Coworker said, "if you do that again, I'll kick you in the shin."

"That's alright, I wore shinguards today."

"...why?"

"Just for kicks!"

All I got for my wit was a deadpan look and a slow head shake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/downhillcarver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
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What do you call a man who has no shins?

Toe knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lsharpe23
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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My wife ran into our toddler's trampoline in the living room and bruised her shin

I told her she would bounce right back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krigito
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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What is a shin's favorite lunch meat?

below-knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aroihtum
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2016
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I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.

Turned out to be quite the shin dig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenglempls
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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The lunch meat in my sandwich was made from cow shins...

It was below knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anyeyeball
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?

decapita-shin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flame2212
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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(At yoga class) Instructor: "Any requests?"

Student 1: "Left quads please, and left shin" Student 2: "Never forget left day"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/customgenitalia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I was at a sandwich restaurant once. I got a meat and cheese sandwich, and when the waiter asked me what kind of meat I wanted, I pointed to his knee. He didn't know what I meant, so I left.

I guess he did understand that I wanted bologna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweatysharkballs69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Most people don’t understand how important genetics plays into our children’s development.

And that’s why children will always pay for the β€œshins of their father.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wyllyam1111
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Shiny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Digibac0n
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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What kind of party do paleontologists throw when they find a fossilized tibia?

A big shin dig!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FutureFarm1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Toe-knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnchantedNightingale
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzysax241
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What do you call a guy with no shins ?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Toe-knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmitch91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do you call a man with no shins

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crusty-muhammad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codetemplar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upsidedownsquidhead
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmytheelf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpthomacePrime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucaewings27
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Toeknee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fard_Shidson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orduk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Neil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepekeemstar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigjambo1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mydadstongue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coleman_James
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joesummer_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Toe-knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rover-II
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Toe-knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carpet_tart
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MapleBaconWaffle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MF-StoiC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Toe-Knee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScotchRichie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCommuter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2014
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