"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nakikibaka
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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0mg?! You gotta be sheeting me Doc!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphadragoon89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Google sheets
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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1_L
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Oh sheet.. look at my S!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HovadoMoravske
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".

Sorry for going on a tangent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seven_Arcadian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My printer was making music so I checked it out.

The paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrokeMyAxe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...

It was a good aluminum foil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I started a band called "Blanket"

It's a cover band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.

The Warden said "he's a little condescending"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Did I tell you that I excel between the sheets?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlordbb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Steel yourself for this one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why didn’t the monster laugh at the ghosts joke?

Because he was full of sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HogSlayin4dayz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Gloria in Excel sheets Deo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny2_yespapa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Double pun : What did the pizza say to the paper?

"You're a pizza sheet"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I told me son he was a big pile of sheet

It was more of a blanket statement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cauterberri
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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A freak in the sheets.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7sterling
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Have You Ever Tried to Fold a Fitted Sheet?

It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calicorpse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Did you hear about the sheet factory?

It folded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Dryer sheet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad-gamer35
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I bought a discount bed sheet off of Facebook.

Turned out to be a sham...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grimstache
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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... in Excel sheet Deo!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatostomach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I wanted to try a different method when putting sheets on my bed

But I just made it up as I went along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leeericewing
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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2 metal workers got married....

It was a beautiful welding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I had an employee at the hotel that ironed the bed sheets. I noticed that as the days wore on, the number of sheets ironed was going down.

Her job performance was de-creasing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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My girlfriend said that quilts are better than duvets..

I told her she should be careful making blanket statements like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AhSparaGus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolgaleoGamePlays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Oh Sheet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamees007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Someone keeps putting very thin sheet metal around my garden...

They keep foiling my plot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I just want to wear a sheet out in public

Is that sarong?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ja-mez
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Our toddler woke us up, ripping the sheet off our bed last night...

... it’s ok but, we recovered.

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Wow I was a wreck last night -- t-shirt under sweat clothes, under two cotton sheets, under a polypropylene comforter, and a quilt on top of that! I could NOT get warm!

I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I didn't have that can of Pringles in the cupboard....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thornkale
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?

Because they taste like sheet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kolbayth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What do gingerbread men put on their beds?

Cookie sheets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kv0thesixstring
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?

Cookie sheets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why can't ghosts have children?

they have Hallow-weenies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastr9ball
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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My pet viper swallowed a sheet of window glass causing the snake severe physical discomfort.

It was a real pane in the asp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I watched an interesting documentary about how to fasten two sheets of metal together.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RegalBen56
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I thought that maybe I had a talent for music, so I tried to learn...

But I can't read sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tydram
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kefir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Oh sheet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MovinPerera
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I'm way, way too proud of my company's April Fool's bit: YOUcalyptusβ„’, a brand new brand by Sheets & Gigglesβ„’ imgur.com/gallery/JolTuiG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SheetsGiggles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet...

We’re a cover band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why don't monsters eat ghosts?

Because they taste like sheet..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Do you know why monsters don't eat ghosts?

They taste like sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VintageVitaminJ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?

Because they taste like sheet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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