Did you hear the joke about a sheet of paper?

It was terrible.

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📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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While browsing the bookshop, I stuck a sheet of A4 paper to my wife's spine.

She said she wanted a paperback for her birthday.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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I once played Texas Hold Em against a sheet of paper.

It folded.

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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My daughter made dessert for the first time

She wrote 3.14 on a sheet of paper and said "eat up"

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📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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BEE PUNS

Hey guys, I am working on a video project for AP Calc and am doing the bee move, but everytime they say bee a formula is introduced, then the next time an example. We are writing the formulas on yellow paper and writing in black sharpies because black amd yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, ahh yellow and black. Anyqay, I need space fillers on the sheets of paper, so bee puns! I need a bunch, so do your thing!

We are also dressing up in bee costumes to take pictures of the formulas amd photoshopping our teachers face onto Barry Bee Benson

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👤︎ u/jmm8398
📅︎ May 13 2017
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Dad joked my SO at the store.

I showed her a toilet paper holder that'll keep our cats from playing with it.

Me: What do you think of this for the bathrooms? SO: It's okay but what about the one sheet that'll hang out? Can't the cats get to that? Me: Maybe but honestly I don't give a sheet. SO: ...STFU

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👤︎ u/sunbas
📅︎ Aug 13 2016
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My english teacher just dropped my new favorite dad joke

On the topic discussing our upcoming mid-terms. Student: "what's the essay going to be on?" Teacher: "on a sheet of paper of course, what else would it be on?"

The teacher and I were the only ones laughing for a few minutes

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