I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
I wrote a bad joke on a piece of paper
Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.
All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
What did the weed say when confronting the piece of paper?
Im gonna be blunt with you,
My grandson got a cookie from a Chinese restaurant with no piece of paper in it
I told him it was very unfortunate
Who wants to read a joke about a piece of paper?
Actually, nevermind it's tearable.
The other day, my hot friend told me he could sign a piece of paper with his hotness.
Me, being fed up with him always boasting, I asked," How could you even do that?"
With a smug smile plastered on his face, he replied," Thermal Signature."
My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper and said “Dad, I’ve got a joke for you.”
Then she ripped it in half and said, “Never mind, it’s tearable.”
I feel like I’ve succeeded as a dad.
My wife is teaching my little ones (3/1) about bugs so they wrote “Ant” in honey on a piece of paper to attract them and set it out on the deck. She was sad When we went out to check later that day, only one was there.
You should have pluralized it and more would have shown up!
Every time I enter a room, I write down my name on a piece of paper and stick it behind some furniture.
That’s my signature move.
On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my dad carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, “What are you going to do with it?”
He said, “Let’s cross that fridge when we get there.”
My math teacher locked himself in a room with a piece of graph paper...
He must be plotting something.
Billy turned in his art project and his teacher said “This piece of paper has nothing on it?”
Billy replied “I drew a blank”
My wife just got a breast reduction surgery done and the doctor slapped a couple pieces of paper across her nipples that had bandage removal tips...
They were post-tit notes.
"Hey man can you give me that piece of paper?"
Stop looking at Reddit and get a piece of paper and write the second last letter of the alphabet.
If you do it you'll see why.
I just saw your math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.
I bet he must be plotting something.
u/UsedFloorMatt
My mime friend's best performance is when he acts like a piece of paper...
I killed a piece of paper.
Made a pun about a ripping piece of paper.
I always bring a piece of paper to a wrestling match, just in case...
Talking to my GF " so I got this from a chick at work today" (hand her a piece of paper) daughter freaks out in the background, "a chick?!? I wanna see I wanna see can I hold it?" Lmao
What’s the worst thing one can say at piece of papers funeral?
I wrote a pun on a piece of paper for my son
Then I ripped it up because it was tear-rable
There was a piece of paper that couldn't decide which way it wanted to go
My dad placed a piece of paper with the word “joke” written on it on me.
I wrote the names of everyone I’ve unfriended onto a piece of paper; but my roommate took it and rolled it into a joint.
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My friend’s girlfriend wrote “Will you marry me?” on a piece of paper and hid it in his sandwich. Bad news: He didn’t see it and ate the whole thing.
Good news: He pooped the question the next morning.
My 3yo Daughter came up to me saying her dolly was cold so I tore her off a piece of paper towel. She then said daddy this is a napkin.
I assure her it was quilted
I wrote doen some of my favorite day jokes on a piece of paper and showed them to my daughters.
They groaned and told me they were terrible.
I told them they were right, and ripped the paper in half to prove it.
How do you make a piece of tissue paper dance?
Put a little boogie on it.
I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.
He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind... it's tearable.
Get a piece of paper and write the second last letter of the alphabet.
If you do it you'll see why.
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used it to roll his joint.
He is now high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind... it's tearable.
Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind... its tearable
A guy just ripped a piece of paper and made a joke about it...
Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.
I saw a piece of paper get stabbed once...
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