My dad said she had expensive taste
I thought she was a keeper.
Fool me 92,423 times you're a weatherman.
my birthday would be 24/7
He really is in his prime.
I just bought a TV that said “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!
I didn't even know she sold flowers.
That’s just unpresidented
But upon further consideration he was gladiator.
I was taking home $25,000 dollars a week.
Now I drink all alone.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
"...put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end!"
"...lania."
Water shame
Shame really, we've only been married for 2 seasons.
The man approaches a baker and says "excuse me, do you serve crab cakes here?"
The baker replies "no, we do not."
Saddened, the man lifts up the crab and says "what a shame... it's his cake day."
But I think it’s just my fatherly figure.
Man: Do you do fishcakes?
Fishmonger: no, I'm afraid not, sorry.
Man: Ah, that's a shame - it's his birthday today
Shame, you'll dialogue!
He was grounded.
I said it's a shame because they're so pretty. I guess they weren't made for use, but just for looks.
.....but it turned out to be a field of carrots.
Screw me 3 times and we have a baby.
I just bought a TV and it says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is!
