Got dad joked at Chipotle

Me: Steak burrito please.. Chipotle guy: White or brown rice sir? Me: Extra white rice please Chipotle guy: Sir, we only have the one shade of white rice

Took me a while to get it, but when I did, uugghhh. Much respect.

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📅︎ Aug 24 2014
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My stepdad got me good.

I had painted the wood part of their pump house a couple days ago. Today I came back to finish up the trim etc. he didn't have the same kind of paint as I had used before.

Me-"what if they're different shades?"

Him-"it's fine, it'll be all white!"

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📅︎ Sep 13 2014
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