My son thinks it's getting to me when he complains about me serving his scrambled eggs with a spoon.

But, I just don't give a fork.

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📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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Last night while cooking, my serving spoon's handle broke off. My husband walked in and said:

How very un-ladle-like!

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👤︎ u/magic7ball
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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You'd think it would bother me that my son complains I always serve his scrambled eggs with a spoon.

But, I just don't give a fork.

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📅︎ Jan 11 2017
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Soup

Me and my friend were eating in a Chinese restaurant and we ordered some Wonton soup. When the soup was served, my friend took one spoon of the soup and said: It's too heavy for me. Like, ya know, wonton isn't that light.

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👤︎ u/kniskiukas
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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My dad and my moms first meal together

My mom told me about the first time she ever cooked for dad. She cooked chicken cacciatore. She brought in the dish and set it on the table . My dad grabbed the serving spoon, and as he was filling his plate, he asked:

"The real question is did the chicken ever catch the Tory."

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👤︎ u/JohnSauced
📅︎ Aug 19 2016
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