Under-age Weasel walks into a bar... orders a drink.

So an under-age weasel waltzes into the local bar one fine Friday. He asks the bartender,

"HEY! Whatcha got to drink here?"

Bartender checks his ID, replies with,

"Well sir, since you're not quite old enough, here are your options:

We got tap water, seltzer water, apple juice, orange juice, milk, coffee, tea, and pop."

"POP! Goes the Weasel."

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👤︎ u/AlienOpium
📅︎ May 31 2021
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Thirsty?

Mom: Would you like seltzer water? Me: Sure! Dad: Would you like to buy some water, too?

It was a real stretch for a pun, but it was so early in the morning I had to laugh.

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👤︎ u/ElGuaco
📅︎ Oct 21 2014
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